The Ex 5-piece Knife Set with Unique Holder from Overstock.com
Ironically, this little treasure of a bargain ($60) was pointed out to me by my boyfriend. I think that this might qualify as the most disturbing commercial product since Clay Aiken.
The logo in the upper left hand corner is hilarious: The EX (knife crossed by a bar). "Got an Ex? Get the Ex!"
See, I am so not studying.